Tacos eaten 🌮: 2 + 4½ (potato taco wasn't it) + 3 that I deeply regretted this morning.

Museums visited: 0

New friends:1

New enemies: 2

Times some old Mexican woman cussed me out: 1

Times I cried: ½–Nearly teared up watching Celine Dion’s spasms in that plane movie the woman in front was watching.

Times I tought I'd rather stay home with 84: 13

Times I got scammed: 1—FUCKING TAXI DRIVER CHARGED ME GRINGO PRICE. 40 USD, BITCH. WESH.

2—The AirBnB was listed as being in the historical center of the city.. but it's actually the very edge of it, near the bad site of the city.

3—Some kid finessed me 3 USD for a bracelet made of a single red thread with hotglue.

Notes: I'm in Toronto. An old gross white boomer is manspreading on the plane. I hate him. Update: he told he once got robbed by 3 strippers with a gun (1200 USD). He told me to not trust Mexican strippers. Also, he chugged 2 vodka/orangejuice at 7AM.

—Je suis sain et sauf. Le loft sent le bleach. C'est collant.

—Mexicans have an attitude.🤔 Aussi, les rues sont désertes après 21h, car c'est dangeureux. Bruh.

—People here don't wear sunglasses nor use sunscreen: they also group everyone with glasses as nerds or "frikis". It's giving racism.

—This Uber smells like piss. Plate: NZY8616.

—For future Brandon: do not ask people if they are autistic. They don't like it.